Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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