My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Randomize