Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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