do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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