i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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