just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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