I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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