I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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