In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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