Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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