someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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