ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
It's official drugs can't kill me
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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