Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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