There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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