think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
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I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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