Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
