This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
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Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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