if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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