I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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