I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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