Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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