so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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