then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I will be naked everywhere
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So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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