Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
When did angry sex become our thing?
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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