Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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