So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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