I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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