I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
