You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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