Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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