let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
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