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You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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