what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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