is your mom at the bar?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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