just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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