so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
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