I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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