THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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