Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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