Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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