So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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