Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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