Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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