Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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