My friends, they love my intelligence
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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