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So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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