im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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