Do you still have your period?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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