Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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