Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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