You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Randomize
