found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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