it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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