Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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